Absinthe of Malice

So Marilyn Manson’s own-brand Absinthe – called with gut-busting hilarity “Mansinthe” – has been dogged by critics, one describing it in Wildean flourish as tasting like “…sewage, swamp mud and rubbing alcohol.” Try googling the brand and you even get re-directed to Googles Badware advisory page which warns: “Google has found that some portion of www.mansinthe.com/ contains or links to badware or otherwise violates Google's software guidelines.” How rock-n-roll is that!!

Of course Manson’s real name is Brian Hugh Warner, so perhaps he should have spent his time developing “Brodka” or low-alcohol “Warger”… Clown-faced twat! (Actually that’s quite a good brand name; might even make its way into everyday argot, as in “I’m off down the ‘Slug and Chav’ to get Clown-faced…”)