So are Madge and the one-hit-wonder really heading for the divorce courts? If so, will she still be allowed to roam round Africa on adoption safaris…It all seems so wrong, doesn’t it?

Wake me up... (quick!)

So, so wrong...sorry :(

Funny Old World

Original ‘Funny Games’ = genuinely haunting, virtual shot-for-shot remake = “bit pants really.” How did that happen? Same genius director, some powerful performances, but…but…Ohhhh…Losing will to live…